Are you the kind of person who is okay with just giving it your some and need a little snark and humor to get through the day? Then this mini wall calendar for YOU! It's also the perfect gift for an office gift exchange or for the delightfully sarcastic people in your life.
PLEASE NOTE: This is a slimmer mini size calendar and measures 11.5" x 8" when hung.(Classic calendars are typically 17" x 11" when hung). This is also a top spiral-binding and not a middle binding, so each month is a single cardstock page.
The My A-Game Calendar includes the following relatably sarcastic quotes from the My A-Game is Adequate postcard collection:
- January - Adult [Being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive.]
- February - To The Moon [I love you to the moon and back. But I f*¢»ing want to leave you there sometimes..]
- March - Know [I do not know what is even happening.]
- April - Checked Myself ["If only I had checked myself." -Me, after I wrecked myself.]
- May - Awkward [I came, I saw, I made it awkward.]
- June - Well, Well, Well [Well, Well, Well...If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.]
- July - Long Week ["It's been a long week." -Me, in the middle of Tuesday.]
- August - Per. My. Email.
- September - Wing It ["I'm gonna wing it." -Me, about something I most definitely should not wing.]
- October - Rise & Shine [No, I don't really 'rise and shine'. Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best.]
- November - Awake [I'm awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.]
- December - Late [Due to foreseen circumstances *well* within my control, I will be late.]
Specifications as follows:
RELATABLY SARCASTIC & HUMOROUS WALL CALENDAR to send to friends, family, or coworkers.
BINDING: Top Spiral
SIZE: 11.5" x 8", 11 pt./ 90lb one-sided Smooth Card Stock
FRONT: Smooth Finish [soft and vibrant] BACK: Standard Finish
12 UNIQUE & HILARIOUS DESIGNS in the collection, perfect for a little laughter in your day!
DESIGNED, PRINTED, AND ASSEMBLED in the USA.