Are you the kind of person who is okay with just giving it your some and need a little snark and humor to get through the day? Then this desk calendar for YOU! It's also the perfect gift for an office gift exchange or for the delightfully sarcastic people in your life. The My A-Game Calendar includes the following relatably sarcastic quotes:
January - Expectations [The key to happiness is low expectations. Lower. Lower. No, even lower. There you go.]
February - Hesitate [Please hesitate to reach out to me.]
March - Research [The most effective research skill you can develop is being a nosy b*t¢h who just wants to find out.]
April - Perfect [Am I perfect? No. But am I trying to do better? Also no.]
May - Involved [I do not want to be involved in the drama, I just want to know 108% of what happened.]
June - Lane [Places you can absolutely stay for free: 1. your lane]
July - Credit [I don't get nearly enough credit for the things I manage to not say out loud.]
August - Words [There really are no good words for this. Except maybe swear words. Lots and lots of swear words.]
September - Data [That wasn't very data-driven of you.]
October - Sleep [It's me and my four hours of sleep against the world.]
November - Month [Next month has been exhausting.]
December - Patience [My patience is basically like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it, but we can give it a try.]
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Specifications as follows:
TYPE: 12 Month Wall Calendar
MATERIAL: Cover paper - 14pt gloss, Inside paper - 100 lb. gloss text
FINISH: Glossy Finish
BINDING: Middle Spiral Binding
HEIGHT: 8.5 in
LENGTH: 11 in
Total of 17" x 11" of wall space when hung.
