Are you the kind of person who is okay with just giving it your some and need a little snark and humor to get through the day? Then this desk calendar for YOU! It's also the perfect gift for an office gift exchange or for the delightfully sarcastic people in your life. The My A-Game Calendar includes the following relatably sarcastic quotes:
January - Therapy [Therapy is not enough, I need to bite people.]
February - Bestie [Think twice? Bestie, I don't even think once.]
March - Unhinged [I'm not as unhinged as I could be and I want everyone to be grateful for that.]
April - Mess [Believe in myself? The same person who got me into this mess?]
May - Spiral [For once, I'd just like to spiral into control.]
June - Times [It was the f*ck around of times, it was the find out of times.]
July - Apologies [Apologies for the delayed response, I completely forgot all about this.]
August - Sunshine [I'm trying really hard to be a ray of sunshine, but these people keep testing me.
September - Plan [I don't really have a plan. I rely solely on caffeine and weirdness to get me through the day.]
October - Decisions [I am capable of making good decisions. But I am f*¢king amazing at bad ones.]
November - Excitement [I have a ton of excitement in my life. I used to call it stress, but I feel much better now that I call it excitement.]
December - Vision Board [None of this sh*t was on my vision board.]
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Specifications as follows:
TYPE: 12 Month Desk Calendar
MATERIAL: Cover paper - 80lb. gloss, Inside paper - 80 lb. gloss text
FINISH: Glossy Finish
BINDING: Wire-O
HEIGHT: 4 in
LENGTH: 8 in
